send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
- makes the bed in the mornings
- has sole posession of the T.V. remote
- stays up until 2am reading
- is the bigger cuddler
- does the laundry
- mows the lawn
- is better at budgeting
- instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff)
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY
Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.