Expectation:
Reality:
Stranger 1: hello, dean
Stranger 2: Damn it, Dean, not again…
Stranger 1: sam, is that you/
Stranger 2: Uh, yes? Who’s this?
Stranger 1: i am castiel. sam, i have a question for you.
Stranger 2: Okay, shoot.
Stranger 1: how do you make capital letters/ and question marks/
Stranger 2: Shift key, Cas.
Stranger 1: OH, I SEE. THANK YOU.
Stranger 2: No, you hit the capslock…dammit, stay there. I’m coming to help you.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Stranger 1: Now that we’re alone…how would you like your slutty angel to entertain you, Dean?
I’ve definitely reblogged this already once before but I needed to again.
aaaaaah the picture of cas at the computer though
How would you like your slutty angel to entertain you Dean.
Oh my god.
Cas’ little wings though
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
Manga I will never get over: xxxHolic (Clamp)
- “One day a man had a dream. He dreamed that he was a butterfly. He fluttered and fluttered, flew and flew. He so loved the feeling of freedom… That he decided that he was a butterfly. But when he woke up, he wasn’t a butterfly. He was a human after all. Then the man thought… “I wonder if I, The Man, dreamed that I was a butterfly… Or if this moment is truly the dream. Maybe the man I am now is a dream that a butterfly is having.”
So, to all of you who follow me and who are not from Brazil, you should read this, and please reblog, if you can.
These are some photos of what is happening to our country today. São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro are facing protest all over the cities. To fight for their rights. Our country is facing actions from the government which are, in many ways, similar to a dictatorship, even though it is still a democracy. The protests started because the bus fee raised 20 brazilian cents. Which doesn’t seem that much, but you all should know that millions of brazilians live with a monthly income of no more than 700 brazilian reais (something like 350 american dollars). Some people live and raise families with that money. Monthly. To these people, $0,20 for each bus means a lot.
But the thing is: what initially was intended to be a protest against the bus fee turned into a protest against the government. A government that every year, steals millions of dollars of their people, in their own benefit. A government so corrupt, the population got used to it, and make jokes about it. In this country, a school teacher has a yearly income of $8400. The governors, on the other side, earn, for the same time, about $300.000. To work less. And they don’t even show up to work. And besides that salary, they steal.
And now, people are going to the streets. And the response is photographed. The government is brutally attacking everyone. I mean everyone. Protesters, pedestrians, reporters, photographers. Everyone. For no reason. They just attack. And bomb. And hurt.
The media is absolutely corrupted. The brazilian media makes it look like a violent act, that has to be fought with equal violence. That is a lie. 15 thousand people are going to the streets of Sao Paulo with no guns, no fire, no weapons. And they are being hurt, persecuted, and arrested. Some of them have to pay bail fees up to $20.000.
If you came all the way down here, please, reblog this. Help making the world know what is really going on here. This country, this beautiful country, with beautiful beaches, and women, and music, is now screaming in protest. This is the country in which the World Cup will be in 2014. A country that worries about the World Cup much more than it worries about the welfare of its citizens.
It’s sad being here. But we’re fighting.
1776 worldwide!
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Formatting on Tumblr blows. So, here’s a cheatsheet. Simply go to reblog this and click on HTML. Then, copy and paste the sections you need. There are links to symbols and generators you can use as well (particularly for header text). “br /” is used for keeping text one line under what was previously written (HEADER #1) while p creates new paragraphs with a clear line between (HEADER #2). If you write too much in the pre (grey background), it will add a scrollbar. Here’s a link to all the code used because it’s gonna look weird reblogged.
✗ H E A D E RLOREM » sit amet
LIPSUM » sit ametCONSECTETUR»
- CAPS; lowercase (Italics)
- CAPS; lowercase (Italics)
✗ HEADER #1Title → Info
Title → BOLDED [More info about it]
✦ [A] Lorem ipsum dolor sit
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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec ac gravida justo. Vivamus in eros vitae orci ullamcorper mollis a quis dolor. Aenean scelerisque, risus nec mattis mattis, massa mauris tristique neque, ac mollis metus urna vel mi. Sed posuere eros orci. Etiam porttitor euismod molestie. In a tellus sed enim faucibus tempus sed nec ipsum. Pellentesque in sem risus. Nullam laoreet, ante non imperdiet dapibus, felis leo porttitor dui, et semper odio diam id arcu.
SOME INTRO CAPS. And some text after that isn’t as fancy.
✗ Hᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ (small caps generator)TITLE // SUBTITLE HERE
basic info or a quote or somethingTITLE // but with bigger text hereT i t l e : and informationTitle: Subtitle — [link]Linked Title → Italics about it
LAST NAME, FIRST NAME.
↳ DETAIL. DETAIL.▒█░▒█ ▒█▀▀▀ ░█▀▀█ ▒█▀▀▄ ▒█▀▀▀ ▒█▀▀█ (TARTY GENERATOR)
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001. TITLE - ARTIST (LINK THE SONG ON THE RIGHT) [►]
Some lyrics or text can go here.
✗ ORDERED LISTS[1] one
ii. two
03. Title - Artist
04. Title | Artist
5. TITLE AND / The Artist
some lyrics
or text can go heresong title - song artist | song title - song artist | song title - song artist
i. Title // Artist ii. Title // Artist iii. Title // Artist
i. title — artist | ii. title — artist | iii. title — artist
Title - Artist || Title - Artist || Title - Artist
01 : Title - Artist | 02 : Title - Artist | 03 : Title - Artist
title ○ artist :: title ○ artist :: title ○ artist
1 Title » Artist 2 Title » Artist 3 Title » ArtistTable of . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 01 Contents . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 02
as you see headers can be multiple lines
"Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph."♫ THERE ARE LOTS OF SYMBOLS YOU CAN USE HEREend notes ;; lorem ipsum text can go here
→ SOME LINKS
→ SOME LINKS
LOOOOOOOOOOL!
WHEN I SAW THIS IWAS LIKE DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
AFASJFKHASKJFASKJGAJSHK
Omyfuckinggod KANDA
OH GAWD I had to reblog this because of Kanda xD
THAT´S IT,KANDA FUCKING WON IT.
BATMAN,YOU´RE BEING A PUSSY!AT LEAST YOU HAVE ALFRED!
KANDA WINS.
aww kanda. :(
When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
Yeah this happens to me
Because I remember how shitty textbook prices were in college, here are some other options for my followers.
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
severedhead-justteaformethanks:
SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.
DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM
ALWAYS.
